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‘’Money From Funny!’’

A Unique, Wealth-Producing, Comedy Course Created by ‘’The Masters Of Money And Mirth!’’

How Would You Like To Get Hysterically Rich?!

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The DAX Dynamic Duo of Personal Success™ . . .

. . . comprised of the world-renowned wealth-producing author & lecturer, Dean F. V. Du Vall, Sr., and his irascible, inimitable alter ego, The Elderly Dax, equally well-known {well, almost!} for his ‘’Funny Stuff For Grown-Ups!’’ . . .

Proudly ‘n’ Loudly Present

YOUR Chance To Grab SCADS Of . . .

‘’Money From Funny!’’

-A FUN-TA$TICAL OPPORTUNITY TO GAIN FAME AND FORTUNE AVAILABLE NOWHERE ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE!-

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I’ll Betcha . . .

. . . that in your wildest dreams ‘n’ schemes to ‘get rich’ you have never seriously considered making your fabled fortune from comedy . . . now, have you?!

Nor did I! Not before, during or after I had made a few other fortunes from several fascinating fields including, writing, publishing, real estate investments, stocks and bonds speculation and day-trading gold futures.

Humor, as a valid or fast means to attaining wealth, did not cross my mind - even as I enjoyed a rocket ride as an Internationally recognized abstract expressionist painter - under ANOTHER of my alter-ego names, du Vall.

For you see, The Elderly Dax is also one of my successful alter ego personalities - the latest of several - all emanating from my ownself, Dean F. V. Du Vall, Sr.

As with many of life’s more fascinating surprises, my career AS a performing humorist started as a lark - and is succinctly revealed in a lengthy article which appeared world-wide - reaching an estimated 1.1 BILLION viewers in a multitude of media, including:

http://www.Prlog.org/10276247-peculiar-retirement-plan.html

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The Elderly Dax Sz:

I’ve always had a keen sense of humor - live to laugh - laugh to live. So, I constantly tell new jokes and old jokes to anyone around me. Often, that is whomever I’m married to at the moment.

My third wife, after 20 years of that, said one day, ‘’You know, I’ve heard that old joke - probably a dozen times now! What you need, is to find someone new to tell your raggedy old funny stuff to!’’

She was right. Nowadays, I’m telling my jokes to my FOURTH wife!

But yesterday SHE said, ‘’You know . . . for the past twenty years, I’ve listened to you tell those same-old/same-old jokes! Maybe, it’s time for you to . . . ‘’

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IF I CAN DO IT - YOU CAN CERTAINLY DO LIKEWISE! 

. . . and YOU should do far better, because statistically, you are no doubt much younger - have lots of vim ‘n’ vigor - and a burning desire to either become rich, famous, revered, envied or all of those attributes - right?

Sure, you do . . . it’s human nature, and until you DO realize, experience and enjoy the exhilarating sense of success that can be yours from being applauded ‘n’ lauded for, well, most ANYTHING - you can, as I said earlier - merely dream ‘n’ scheme.

But NOW, with my brand new and wholly unique (there’s nothing else like it ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!) ‘’Money From Funny!’’ comprehensive, collegiate-calibre course, YOU have a genuine chance to learn how to become famous, rich, respected and envied - all the good stuff that most folks crave!

FOR STARTERS, I WILL REVEAL TO YOU . . .

. . . how to make people laugh - for huge sums of cash! This can be from a stage, television studio or movie set - in person - from articles and books that you write - online - or, from behind a microphone in a studio - all by yourself - if you’re bashful.

Don’t laugh! (Well, actually . . . DO laugh!) Many people who possess a keen sense of humor also suffer from a shyness that makes it difficult or even impossible to ‘’perform’’ before others - even a small audience of a couple friends or relatives.

The late Johnny Carson was pathologically bashful, and on the rare occasion when he would attend a social function, could be found almost hiding in a corner by himself! Yet, for over 30 years he was the master showman bringing thousands of laughs to millions of people - in return for hundreds of millions of dollars!

That painfully shy type of person may be the ideal candidate for profiting the MOST from my ‘’Money From Funny’’ method, because the true basis of enjoyable and memorable humor stems from proper conceptualization and structuring of humor which provides instant visualization and comprehension by the audience - even if it is ‘’an audience of one.’’

Conversely, comedy is an excellent outlet for the extroverted personality, as any kid who ever told a dumb joke in elementary school well knows!

In short, most ANYONE can deliver a funny line - given some practise and time - and WHERE it’s done is of little importance. With today’s communication devices, ‘’funny stuff’’ can be delivered in a host of ways - and many do not require a ‘’stand-up’’ format - which makes it ideal for the significantly shy.

Sure, the stand-up format (which, until recently, conjured up that old false brick wall as a back drop!) comes to mind . . . but there is a far greater ‘’well of wealth’’ awaiting those who develop their comedic character vis--vis DVD’s, Cds, Internet clips (or full shows), radio and television careers and of course, writing for others in the industry.

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When a little girl tries to discuss the Biblical tale about Jonah and the whale with her teacher, she is told that it was impossible for the creature, even as large as it is, to swallow a human, because its throat is just far too small.

The little girl insists that Jonah had indeed, been swallowed by a whale because the Bible had said so! Irritated, the teacher again tells her that it was just physically impossible.

Finally, the little girl says defiantly, ‘’When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah!’’

‘’What if Jonah went to hell?’’

‘’Then YOU ask him!’’

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THE WRITTEN WORD: A MAJOR KEY TO $UCCE$$!

The world is full of very well-known men and women who started as comedy writers and went on to forge extraordinary careers before (and behind) the camera.

Folks such as Woody Allen, Carl Reiner, Bob Newhart, Lucille Ball, Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Joan Rivers, David Letterman, Jerry Seinfeld, and many, many others including, the venerable Bill Cosby, who is reputed to be the first comedian ever to earn a BILLION dollars.

You will learn how to capitalize on cutting-edge technology that all but ensures your rapid success via a network of dozens of social networking sites such as YouTube, MySpace, Facebook, Digg, FunnyOrDie and Twitter.

Promoted properly - ‘’The Dax-Way’’ - you could literally become a household name, and be well on your way to fabulous wealth within mere DAYS after you launch your new career!

YOU WILL ALSO BE TAKEN ‘’INSIDE’’ TO LEARN:

How to get a gig hosting your very own weekly 30 minute talk show!

How to build your entire new wealth-producing comedy career at virtually NO-COST WHATSOEVER - for anything!

This alone could save you tens of thousands in expenses!

There are several DOZEN popular social networking sites on the Internet, ‘’as we speak.’’ Do you know how to best profit from each - without a single penny of expense on your part?

For instance, the innocuous TWITTER can be a veritable GOLDMINE to those who know how to properly structure a marketing plan around it, yet I’d wager that only a tiny fraction of TWITTER users have a clue as to how to do that! BUT . . .

YOU will possess the full (and profit handsomely from) the full ‘’inside skinny’’ after you learn the ‘’Dax-TWITTER Treatise!’’

The Elderly Dax will help you become an ‘’overnight comedy sensation’’ and be in the enviable position to start signing potentially multi-million dollar contracts!

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The Elderly Dax Sz:

My wife asked me this morning what I was gonna do today:

‘’Nothin’!’’

‘’That’s what you did yesterday!’’

‘’Yeah, well, I wasn’t finished . . . ‘’

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I will pass along to you my carefully-guarded mailing list of many DOZENS of ‘’inside sources’’ - including North American newspapers and magazines you can contact to ensure YOUR 100% free publicity for ANYTHING you wish to sell in the entertainment field or other area of interest to North American readers! I’ll provide a list of clubs (with specific contact data) who are eagerly seeking new talent to perform on their stages!

 I’ll throw in a few ‘’very special contacts’’ - people who will love to help YOU advance your new career: Some are ‘’names’’ of ‘’movers’’ - others are flat-out ‘’shakers’’ . . . as ‘Larry The Cable Guy’ would say, they WILL help you - ‘’Git ‘er done!’’

 Today’s high stakes world of humor and profits is won with a two-edged sword - and each edge must be razor sharp! You will learn exactly how to hone each to a WINNERS’S edge!

TOGETHER, WE’LL FAST-TRACK YOUR NEW CAREER TO WALLET-FATTENING SUCCESS!

You may choose to construct your very own website - within minutes - 100% FREE - and THEN, use it to make yourself a bountiful bundle of bux from a VARIETY of sources based on your personal brand of humor:

The pure advertising revenue from GOOGLE, alone (as well as several similar on-line marketing giants) can put extraordinary sums in your pocket! We personally know one man who claims upwards of $200,000.00 annually ONLY from GOOGLE ads that are placed on his site automatically: He needs contribute NOTHING to the effort!

Indeed, once YOU have spent less than 10 minutes establishing your own bonafide account you will be in a position to earn a potentially massive - yet passive - income which requires you to do absolutely nothing further to feather your financial nest!

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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To overcome this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 c.

Meanwhile, the Russians, facing the same problem, simply issued five-cent pencils to their Cosmonauts.

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JOIN THE ELDERLY DAX . . . RIGHT UP THERE ON STAGE!

 As you experience and absorb my truly unique ‘’Money From Funny!’’ methods, it will be as though you were on the stage with me, as we develop, test and perform new jokes, stories and routines. We’ll brainstorm in the writing room and recording studios as fresh material is extracted from our craniums, worked and reworked . . .

. . . slapped around and molded into viable, marketable formats that can literally make YOU huge piles of cash - for the rest of your life - just as it’s doing for me - and that’s even if I NEVER mount another stage ever again - HA!

I will show you how easy it is to produce a professional quality DVD or Cd for pennies - yet start a never-ending stream of cash coming your way - for the rest of your life . . . and for the lives of your loved ones!

You will discover how to best ply your new and highly lucrative career and will be amazed at the amount of $$ you can realize from the silliest of SMALL efforts. For instance, have you noticed that throughout this message every now and then a short joke suddenly pops up?

Sort of like this:

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The Elderly Dax sz:

The nice folks at Levitra told me - via the teevee - that I should ask my doctor if it’s okay for me to have sex.

So, I asked him if it’s okay for me to have sex and he says, ‘’Yeah, it’s okay with me.’’

So, I go home and tell my wife, and she agrees that it’s okay if I have sex - as long as it’s with the doctor and not her . . .

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Well, as dumb or supercilious as they may appear - the aggregate value of EACH of those little funnies - from all sources of revenue is . . . $30,286.50 . . . so far!

IN YOUR CASE . . .

From royalties, performance fees, DVD/CD sales and otern sources of income . . . you may well find yourself in the ‘Comedy Catbird Seat’ - making others laugh whilst they make you wealthy!

You will learn just how easy it truly is to conceive and write a joke, a one-liner or a hilarious story - when you have the secret formula devised exclusively by The Elderly Dax!

And best of all - a veritable fortune awaits most anyone who knows how to capitalize on a consuming hunger people worldwide have for a fresh face, or a fresh comment or oddly, a repeat of something humorous they may have heard a week, month or even a year ago!

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‘’The First Time I Went On Stage - They Laughed. And ever since, I Have Been Laughing, too - all The Way To The Friggin’ Bank!’’ 

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Two little boys are in the hospital, sharing a room. ‘’What are you in for?’’ asks one.

‘’Tonsils,’’ the other replies, ‘’Going to have ‘em taken out tomorrow morning. Why are you here?’’

‘’Circumcision. I’m kinda worried.’’

‘’Wow! You should be! My folks had me circumcised the day after I was born: I couldn’t walk for the next year and a half!’’

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WHAT ABOUT YOU?

Does this sound at all like something that may interest you? Or, how about a son, daughter, grandson or granddaughter? Can you envision yourself - or, someone you care about - ‘’up there’’ - in the limelight - rich, famous and ecstatically happy?!

Ask yourself a few simple questions:

Do you like to laugh?

Do you enjoy seeing others have a good time?

Do you have a reasonably decent sense of humor?

 Are you interested in learning how to become rich and famous?

If yes to only the above, you are a prime candidate to ‘’Make Millions From Mirth!’’

ADDITIONAL BENEFITS

When you become established as an ‘’instant’’ yet, MAJOR celebrity wordlwide . . .

. . . you will enjoy the extraordinary benefits and perks that befit ALL celebrities - no matter who they are or how accomplished they are - or, are NOT! Paris Hilton comes to mind . . .

Surprisingly, as such, you may receive goods and services that would otherwise cost you hundreds or even thousands if you were to remain a ‘’nobody.’’ The value of a single ‘’swag bag’’ alone - given to those who attend certain red-carpet events - may reach tens of thousands of dollars!

Listen, I devoted 47 years to establishing myself as a prominent provider of wealth-producing and self-improvement products, and have enjoyed bonafide dominance in those fields for many years.

However, it blew MY mind to discover that, within about a mere 47 DAYS after I established my new persona of The Elderly Dax. I was showered with honor and praise to a degree I had never expected or even really wanted - and all because, whilst the world may ‘’love a lover’’ - they EXALT a person who provides them with laughter!

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She was sooooooooo blonde that:

She thought a quarterback was a refund . . . She tripped over a cordless phone . . . She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said ‘’concentrate’’ . . . She studied for a blood test . . . As she approached the terminal, she saw a sign that said ‘’Airport Left,’’ so she turned around and went home . . . and finally, this gem: She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

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For a moment, think of a few famous folks from your own younger years - no doubt many of them were comedians or others who have brought joy and laughter into your life, right?

I’ll bet you fondly remember Bob Hope, Johnny Carson, The Three Stooges, Martin & Lewis, Milton (’’Uncle Miltie’’) Berle, George Burns & Gracie Allen, Red Skelton, The Marx Brothers, Lucille Ball, and the venerable Jack Benny (my personal favorite - and NOT just because we share the same birthday - Valentine’s Day - HA!)

Nowadays though, a more modern comical crew keeps us all entertained including, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Chelsea Handler, Sarah Colona, Jay Mohr, Laura Lightner, Tig, Will Ferrell, Ralphie May, Chris Rock, Jo Koy, Sarah Silverman and many, many others.

Yes . . . sometimes, when all else fails - when all hope is gone - when everything and everybody seems to have eluded you . . . a good belly laugh is the ONLY solace one has to salve the wounds:

And now, YOU actually have a chance to step forth and become one of those vital, highly-paid people who can provide laughter to a world sorely in need of much more OF it!

Order our truly unique, one-of-a-kind ‘’Money From Funny’’ course - and we will help YOU start down a path of pleasure, mirth ‘n’ money that until now, you probably did not know even existed - at least, for . . . YOU!

Let’$ put thi$ hilariou$ Big Ca$h $how on the road - TODAY!

Then perhaps, you can soon join us, as we ALL laugh - all the way to the proverbial bank!

Yours . . . for a brand-new, jumpin’-jovial job,

-Dean F. V. Du Vall, Sr. & ‘The Elderly Dax’

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‘’Money From Funny!’’ - the ONLY DAX collegiate-grade course of its kind - can be in your eager hands and starting to help you become hysterically wealthy - within a couple days - if you will simply start ye olde ball a-rollin’ in your direction . . . TODAY!

Included at no extra cost is a copy of the oh-so popular DVD by The Elderly Dax, ‘’Were You Born So?’’ PLUS, your ‘’Money From Funny!’’ course will be personally inscribed (to you or a person of your choice) dated and autographed by BOTH Dean F. V. Du Vall, Sr., AND ‘The Elderly Dax!’ This is the only DAX product in history to bear that unique, highly collectible, autograph combination!

Rush a cashier’s or certified check for $1,000.00 to:

DAX-Funny, Box 447, Centreville, MI 49032-0447

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OR . . . DON’T DO ANY OF THAT!