04.30.07
This week our popular e-MEGA-zine is presenting something for which dyed-in-the-wool DAX-DOERS eagerly wait an entire year! I won’t make you wade through a lot of stuff to get to it:
Just breeze past the following table of contents and go directly to the exciting news that follows!
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MONEY-MAKING: Our Eagerly-Anticipated Annual ‘’BETTER’N Half-Price'’ Sale!
A DAX ‘SMUCKLE!’ (More than a smile - and almost a chuckle):
DEAN’S RANT: A Brief Discourse On Existentialism. (HUH?)
HERE’S A ‘FIRST’ - HEALTH BOOSTERS & TASTY REPASTS - Combined!
DAX-YAX: Marital Bliss!
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MONEY-MAKING: Our Eagerly-Anticipated Annual ‘’BETTER’N Half-Price'’ Sale!
Once each year - and ONLY once each year - we mount a very special campaign that DAX-DOERS the world-over wait for and wonder about '’when'’ - the rest of the year!
And the thing that I personally like about it is this: There are very few things in this universe of ours where you or I or anyone else can say: ‘’I am truly and without question the absolute ONLY PERSON IN EXISTENCE TO KNOW . . . (whatever)!'’
But such is the case each year when we announce our ‘’BETTER’N Half-Price'’ Sale - because NO one except ME knows WHEN it will be . . . WHICH select items from our massive roster we will offer . . . and just how much of a DAX Deep Discount we will virtually be GIFTING you with . . .
. . . for the fact is, whenever we do make a special offer like this we make a point of selecting from only recent BEST-SELLING items from the big DAX roster of some 80 or so popular books, manuals, courses and systems: If we did NOT discount them - WE would be getting all the extra money per usual, that we, in effect, are giving YOU a chance to keep! Follow that? I knew you would - because it grandly affects YOUR wallet!
THIS year is super special because it is the very first time-ever when the announcement is made exclusively ON-LINE! Heretofore, and for the past 45 years, each and every ‘’DAX Deal'’ that we presented was wholly via our print publications:
During the past 14 years, that was by way of ‘’Personal Success - The Newsletter,'’ the MONTHLY publication that essentially, established a base for this WEEKLY e-MEGA-zine, which, like its print predecessor, is truly one-of-a-kind, you’ll have to agree!
Okay then, here’s the skinny:
I’ve decided to make available to you - for a VERY Limited time - only the top three DAX ‘’High-Dollar'’ wealth-producing SYSTEMS, which, as you know, are unique in the annals of publishing history.
I will list each, give you a brief description, the regular everyday price and then the ('’Ta-Da!'’) DAX Deep Discount Price available to you ONLY if ordered before the deadline.
#1. ‘’DAX Superior Cyber Cash Generator!'’
It has been said often that this particular DAX Exclusive system has been responsible for more on-line fortunes-from-scratch than any other since Al Gore says he invented the Internet - HA!
One of the particularly unusual aspects of this unique one-of-a-kind system is that it does NOT require you to own a website, or use anyone else’s or in ANY way have anything to do WITH a website.
It also requires very little, IF ANY, capital investment, special education, knowledge of the Web, Internet, etc., as everything you need to know will be minutely detailed step by step, word for word - and there’s no extraneous crap to wade through to find out what you NEED to know!
This is our best-seller in the Super Premium Info-Data Programs segment of the DAX Roster and is regularly priced at $10,000.00. YOUR price, if ordered before the deadline, will be less than half that amount: Just $4,777.000 which INCLUDES Priority Shipping to anywhere in the 50 U.S. States. Extra for foreign shipments - see below.
#2. ‘’DAX Millionaire Web Wealth!'’
This one has been an unbelievable run-away best-seller from the day it was first launched which, coincidentally, was the exact same day the ‘’DAX Superior Cyber Cash generator!'’ was announced. That was by design, not by accident as we did not want to confuse anyone due to the name similarities.
That is, whilst BOTH systems are executed to their fullest ‘’on-line,'’ the ‘’Cyber'’ system has NOTHING to do with stock market investing whereas the ‘’DAX Millionaire Web Wealth!'’ is ENTIRELY about just that: ‘’Helping To Ensure Net Profits Of $5,000.00 {And Up} EACH WEEK By Harvesting Unlimited Stock Market Riches Entirely On The Internet!'’
Is that all ‘’clear as mud'’ as my late father used to say?! Good! The ‘’DAX Millionaire Web Wealth!'’ system is in our mid range of ‘’high-dollar'’ offerings and is regularly priced at $1,000.00. YOU may acquire your very own personal system - if you order before the deadline - for a mere $477.00 - and again, that INCLUDES Priority shipping to any of our 50 states (or possessions) - extra cost for foreign destinations.
#3. ‘’Du Vall Master Mail Order Matrix!'’
Rounding out our ‘’DAX Trilogy'’ of DAX Deep Discounts is an EXTREMELY famous mid-range seller and historically, THE best-selling of them all. We’re talking here about the proverbial grandaddy of fortune-building systems, the Internationally-Acclaimed ‘MATRIX’ which has, without any doubt whatsoever, been the leading cause of many a mail order bank account explosion for the past ten years or more!
Actually, it would have to be twelve years, as my late friend Hameed was still very much alive when I completed the MATRIX, and after he had been the first person to review it in its initial raw format he said, ‘’This will put you on the map!'’ I told him I was already on the map - had been for several decades and added, ‘’How do you think I buy all those Rolls-Royces for cash?!'’. . .
He responded by saying that ‘’The MATRIX will make you a mountain out of mole hill!'’ - or some such mixed-up metaphor as he was fond of screwing up! I gotta tell ya, to this day we all miss Hameed and his witticisms very much - it will be 12 years this August 27th . . . and we still have a small bag of his favorite lemon drops in the refrigerator - just in case . . .
Recently, we made a list of 50 of the best-known, most successful mail order entrepreneurs in the world and discovered (not surprisingly!) that two thirds of ‘em had, at one time or another, acquired a copy of the MATRIX! Coincidence? I don’t THINK so!
It’s an everyday seller at $1,000.00, but I truly would like to see EVERYBODY and ANYBODY who would like to carve out a solid career in mail order to be able to obtain this system in particular thus, it can be yours for just $377.00 PROVIDED you order before the deadline.
Now listen, not only does that give-away pricing include Priority shipping to any of the 50 states BUT it also gets you a PAIR of men’s and women’s Faux Rolex calendar wristwatches with expandable gold and silver color bands and . . . they’re GIFT BOXED!
SOME ‘’WEASEL WORDS'’ - But First . . .
You need to have some additional important information on this limited deal BUT before that, I’m going to make the ENTIRE offer even sweeter, as follows:
If you would like to acquire ALL THREE of the special DAX Systems described above, the regular total price would be $12,000. If you ordered individually and added up the cost during this DAX Limited Offer, your cost would be $5,631.00 - pretty darn good in its own right - HOWEVER:
When you order all three right now - or before the deadline shown below - your actual total cost will be a mere $5,277.0! How can I do this?
‘’I've done the math,'’ as the saying goes! It costs me hardly anything to produce this weekly e-MEGA-zine, which means I do NOT have to spend the hundreds of thousands of $$$ to postal mail out promotion notices as I had to do for the previous 45 years! So, why not SHARE some of those savings with YOU?! (Don’t worry - I’m generous - not stupid - I’m not sharing ALL of em!)
MORE INFORMATION YOU NEED!
A. The deadline for any of the above offers is May 7, 2007. Your order must be postmarked by midnight of that date. NOTE: This actual offer you are now reading (well, the entire weekly post, actually) will ‘’disappear'’ earlier that same day - around 4:00 A.M., when the NEW weekly e-MEGA-zine is posted,
So, please make a note of any data you need RIGHT NOW, if you plan on putting off sending in your order until the last minute!
B. If you do NOT have printed brochures or other literature that describes in greater detail each or all of the three systems offered, I urge you to send me an email and request that data (free) TODAY at:
We will rush that data to you at once BUT, the deadline for these special prices is the one stated above, Midnight May 7, 2007, whether you receive the literature or not.
If you need further convincing than is provided either here or via the colorful literature - Pu-LEEZE, do not place an order! We have NEVER in our 45+ years as the leader in the wealth-producing and self-enrichment field had to coax anyone or engaged in any arm-twisting, etc.
We appeal ONLY to self-motivated men and women who can detect a great and unique opportunity and will run with it - hopefully, back and forth to their own local bank!
Actually, several banks: Remember, the current FDIC regulations guarantee you only $100,000.00 per account in your own name although, stick your spouse’s name on the account too, and FDIC will guarantee you $200.000.00 if the bank goes belly-up!
C. Any or all of the systems offered MUST be ordered exclusively via postal mail together with either a cashiers or certified check for the appropriate amount. No chargecard payments accepted for this special pricing.
Orders should be POSTAL mailed to:
DAX, Box 447, Centreville, MI 49032-0447 U.S.A.
D. On foreign orders (and that includes Canada, even though you Canucks don’t SEEM ‘’furrin'’ to me - as I have Canadian relatives!) - regardless of what you order, please add an additional $30.00 for EACH item UNLESS you choose to order ALL THREE AT ONCE. In that case, I will personally pay for the ($90.00) extra shipping costs!
E. Finally, everything we offer at DAX is on an exclusive basis of no guarantees of your performance when using the systems, no refunds or exchanges of any kind - inferred, implied, promised or otherwise: In short, all sales are as final as the sweet sound of a slammin’ front door when each of my last three wives grabbed all they could carry and left for good!
I trust that one or all three of these extraordinary DAX Systems will help launch a fresh, exciting and highly lucrative career that ends up being even more successful than my own!
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A DAX ‘SMUCKLE!’ (More than a smile - and almost a chuckle):
A woman was trying to extract the remaining ketchup from a container when the telephone rang. She asked her 5 year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘’Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now: She’s hitting the bottle really hard.'’
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DEAN’S RANT: A Brief Discourse On Existentialism. (HUH?)
In the human experience we are confronted by positives and negatives - good and bad - in virtually every aspect of our lives. In my mind, that’s the way it should be - it is simply, ‘’the way of this world.'’
Several times over the years I have addressed the subject and suggested that we need only draw our attention to the words ‘’good'’ and ‘’evil.'’ Drop an ‘o’ from the first and add a ‘’d'’ to the second and you have (let’s hear it, boys and girls!): GOD & DEVIL. Elementary.
When one fails to get a traditional, formal education, most believe that to be a negative - a bad thing. On occasion, I have argued that point - citing the likes of many highly successful - even revered - people who have excelled in spite of their sketchy educational background. After all, there is a large and diverse group of over-achievers - from Thomas Edison to Colonel Sanders.
But rather than list all those good folks - let’s talk about Dean Francis Valentine Du Vall, Sr. - one of my favorite people! (By the way, did you hear about the chat show host who did little else other than talk about himself - even as a charming and fascinating guest sat there slack-jawed. Finally, the host paused and said to her, ‘’Well, enough about me - tell me - what are YOUR favorite things about . . . me?!'’)
When it became painfully apparent that I would not personally be ‘’formally educated'’ beyond the ninth grade (for various irrepressible and {now} unimportant reasons) that fact, whist initially a negative, quickly became a positive - a good thing. For me. (As it would, in time, turn out, for several million others worldwide who came to enjoy a ‘’better life'’ as a result of that, might agree, but then, that is another story . . . )
When I left school two weeks short of my 16th birthday - determined to meet my responsibilities and make my own way in the world . . . early . . . I pledged to myself that, rather than stop the learning process, I would strive to intensify it. I soon discovered a major advantage:
Free of a structured and highly limited curricula that was geared to the pace of slow-learners - I could peruse, study and benefit from whatever appealed to me - rather than hoe the row of someone else’s whim.
I soon started a (lifelong) pursuit of methods to ‘’make money'’ and studied the people who had come before me who had managed to rise above the norm. Not surprising (now) I soon discovered that genuine success goes far beyond a mere accumulation of material wealth - to be crass - cash!
Yes, money is vital to most as a measure of achievement - a solid trophy that tells others, ‘’I done good!'’ It is also at the core of ensuring one’s peace of mind, security and a certain level of creature comfort and pleasure.
What I personally found intriguing were those people who either by accident, desire or design devoted a goodly part of their time - and in many cases, their entire life - to more erudite or ‘’Philosophical Meanderings’ - a pursuit which also would eventually become the two-word title for one of our monthly features in our venerable print publication, PERSONAL SUCCESS - THE NEWSLETTER.
A central issue for many philosophers is that of simply trying to define that which all others sort of ‘’sense,'’ but cannot exactly put a finger on. Love. Success. The Meaning of Life. The aforementioned God and most certainly, the Devil. Heck, even the Supreme Court could not specifically define pornography - which for most, seems like a no-brainer.
For a long time, I grappled with what ‘’success'’ really meant and since the word, at least, has always been an integral part of what DAX stands for, it seemed essential that I try to figure it out.
As you may know, long ago I did just that BUT I qualified my definition as imparting only what I personally consider ‘’success'’ - and suggested that each individual would have his or her own definition. Mine was/is: Having the means and ability to do whatever you want, whenever you want to do it, wherever you choose and with whomever you please.
In my mind, that also means (and perhaps, even more so) being in a position to decline any number of things that life offers. In theory, I like all people. In fact, there are very few I’d care to spend more than a few minutes with. (My late father, brother and son were the same way). So, for the most part, that’s how I conduct my affairs - avoiding most people on a personal level.
An example: S.E. just came into my office and said her mother was on the phone and had invited us to go with her to a performance by the Vienna Boys Choir in Elkhart next week. I nicely declined - not because I don’t want to spend time with S.E. and her mother, but because I have already seen the Vienna Boys Choir - in Vienna - didn’t care for it then, and have no desire to do so again.
Another example, our best friends are Floyd and Marie - he’s the gentleman I’ve told you about in the past who managed to overcome an impossible array of obstacles to acquire the land, DNR approval and the crazy logistics to build our 1050 acre private lake out of marsh and farm land. He’ll be 95 in July - Marie doesn’t like me telling her age so I will NOT. (I will say, she has more energy and joie de vivre than anyone I know who is half her age - whatever ’tis!)
Anyway, one Sunday this past fall - the final weekend opportunity for what we in the Midwest refer to as the ‘’color tour'’ - we took them over to the Irish Hills in Southern Michigan to vist Hidden Lake Gardens. That’s a beautiful nature preserve originally funded and donated by Henry Ford (another ‘’under-educated'’ individual!) some seventy years ago.
Now owned and maintained by horticultural students from Michigan State University, it’s 775 acres of magnificent trees, shrubs, plants and flowers and such - with many miles of narrow one-way roads. I have traversed the grounds many times - with others or alone - since I was five years old.
There’s an arboretum, a conservatory and of course the ‘’hidden'’ lake. No stupid cafes, gift shops or other junk. Now, that was something I wanted to do - with people I like - and we all had an enjoyable time which included a so-so dinner in a nearby village.
EXISTENTIALISM!!
Thought I forgot, didn’t you?! You can read anybody and everybody who was or is a proponent or aficionado OF existentialism - whether its Kirkegaard, Nietzsche, Camus (SuEllen’s favorite) or Sarte (mine). Jean-Paul Sarte is one of the more fascinating (and strange) people to ever walk the earth. Regardless of whom you read, you’ll never get a really good, understandable explanation OF the subject. Until now:
Here’s the best one I’ve seen - it is succinct and does not require many paragraphs or pages:
‘’Existentialism is man’s attempt to alleviate the pain of existence - through habit.'’
That statement alone evokes the promise of many a heated discussion, by the way - just try it on a few people sometime.
I gleaned that thought from a most ‘’authoritative'’ source: The actor, Tom Sizemore, playing a casino tough guy on the short-lived teevee series, Dr. Vegas. I check out as many new shows (plus commercials and marketing approaches) as possible, and it was no surprise that one passed on to that great teevee wasteland in the sky. It was not very substantial other than the one item cited.
Nevertheless, I found it amusing that it took some down-to-earth/get-real writer (similar to yours truly) to put that simple yet elegant observation out there for consideration.
Probably, not too many people either heard it cleanly or picked up on it at all, so those pompous professorial types at upper-crust institutions of higher learning need not fear for their livelihood - wasting students’ time and money trying to explain the unexplainable via an extended and tedious two-semester course!
Now . . . just wait until someone does clearly define the concept of love or horrors of horrors - the meaning of life . . .
-Dean
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HERE’S A ‘FIRST’ - HEALTH BOOSTERS & TASTY REPASTS - Combined!
As the caption implies, we could place the following data under either of our usual feature heads so, what the heck - we just put ‘em together!
What we’re talking about here is a recent report from German medical researchers who claim (in a recent article in the Journal of Archival Medicine) that consuming cocoa has the identical therapeutic value of popular prescription drugs in lowering High Blood Pressure (HBP)!!!
Hey! That sounded good to ME as the only drug that I take is Enalapril - a comparatively mild HBP drug. I have what is called Labile HBP. That means, at any given time my BP reading can be normal, rather low - or spiking off the chart! I tend to get ‘’hot under the collar'’ (surprise!) when idiots get under my skin - and hardly a day passes when THAT doesn’t happen! We live in a world of friggin’ nincompoops, as you well know!
Fortunately, although I was 40 years old before I ever had a drink of inkyhol I did discover the sedating value of a couple of DAX Perfect Martinis at that age and believe me, those buggers go a long way to dissipating any stress that I may encounter around, oh well, right about NOW! It’s high noon at BLUE HERON POINTE - so I’ll leave you for a spate and go make the first of my delightful ambassadors to the state of ‘’feelin’ GREAT!'’
I’m BAAAAACK! So, we shall return to the cocoa study:
I recall, as a kid, that my absolute favorite breakfast was ‘’toast and cheese and cocoa.'’ (as in, when my mother asked me what I wanted for breakfast, I always said, ‘’Toast ‘n cheese and cocoa, please!'’)
By the way, we kids were raised to actually be polite like that - to say ‘’Please'’ and Thank you'’ and so forth. We were also raised to cover our mouth when yawning.
I raised my kids the same way, but apparently, not everyone else raised THEIR children that way as I too-often see children - and worse, ADULTS - doing all sorts of unpleasant things during normal social intercourse. And in case you think I just worked in something pornographic there, you need to get out your Funk & Wagnalls and educate yourself!
That cocoa research reveals that the blood pressure-lowering effect is SO great that one could expect to reduce the risk of stroke by 20% . . . coronary heart disease by 10% . . . and death from ALL causes by 8%. (No one ’splained what the heck THAT means - but I’ll take it!)
Regardless, here is MY recipe for a cup of hot cocoa - and you shouldn’t be surprised to learn that I sort of enhanced it just a tad, to wit:
Heat a cup (8 ounces) of soy milk in the microwave. 2 minutes should do it.
Meanwhile, mix into another (larger) cup:
Two teaspoons of Stevia (or) Splenda. Stevia is the gold standard - but Splenda is okay - no calories or carbs.
One HEAPING teaspoon Cocoa powder. I recently found a ‘’new'’ version - it’s Hershey’s ‘’Special DARK with a blend of natural and Dutched cocoas.'’ Note the spelling of ‘’Dutched'’ - odd, no?! For about three bux you get 8 ounces of antioxidants which yield 45 servings IF you use a tablespoon rather than a smaller teaspoon. This is a genuine BARGAIN in taste AND health! Better than your HMO, I’ll bet!
Add a half teaspoon of cinnamon. This not only adds some ‘’spice'’ it is also very much a health booster to your circulatory system. (Hey! GOOGLE it, if you doubt me - but HOW could you possibly doubt ME after all these years of my faithful and accurate reportage?!)
Thoroughly stir the above dry ingredients.
Add a quarter cup of hot soy milk.
Stir slowly and completely.
Gradually, add more of the remaining hot soy milk and stir well until your cup runneth over.
Note: When serving to a guest, it makes a nice presentation to add a cinnamon STICK, although from my experience, the actual taste of the spice will come from the half-teaspoon of the round variety added during preparation.
The total calorie count of this delicious and super-healthy hot beverage is a mere 126 calories!
I enjoy it in mid afternoon or late at night as a ‘’bridge'’ between meals or as a snack. It is very filling an satisfying.
I have also introduced it into my breakfast routine on days when I do not have my ‘’normal'’ oatmeal/blueberries/banana/cinnamon/Stevia bowl of gruel. Because the calories ARE rather high (compared to say, green tea (1) or decaf coffee (6), I tend to have it with a tasty scramble of fake eggs/canned mushrooms/soy ‘’fake'’ bacon bits/onions/garlic/9-grain toast which totalled, is about 150 calories.
It is too early to be CERTAIN but I can report that in the first few days of glogging the cocoa MY BP has dropped precipitously - BUT in my case I do have the Labile thing going so, I need MUCH more testing to be certain whether I could actually substitute the tasty cocoa concoction for the NO-taste little HBP pills! Let me know YOUR experience, okay?!
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DAX-YAX: Marital Bliss!
When the minister asked his congregation for examples of couples who had been married for extended periods, there were several responses including one couple that had been together 38 years - another for 43. Then, one gentleman spoke up and said that he and his wife would shortly be celebrating their 50th anniversary.
The preacher mentioned that was quite a long time - especially, in today’s world so, he asked Brother Ralph to share some insight into how he had managed to live with the same woman for all these years?
The man turned to address the congregation: ‘’Well, I treated her with respect and spent money on her, but mostly, I took her travelling on special occasions.'’
The minister, duly impressed, asked where he had taken her.
‘’Well, for our 25th anniversary I took her to Beijing, China.'’
‘’What a terrific example you are to all husbands!'’ gushed the minister.
‘’Please, Brother Ralph, tell us what you are planning to do for your wife on your upcoming 50th anniversary?
‘’I'm going back to China to get her.'’
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