Here’s Your PERSONAL $$ Bailout!

A MODEST (OR PERHAP, AN IMMODEST) PROPOSAL:

All this absolute CRAP-NONSENSE about how the nation’s current financial problems are screwing everybody up - particularily, vis-a-vis how folks can no longer buy a car on credit, or get a new refrigerator or whatever - is just plain stupid.

And it is so because, the current generation has never learned to SAVE MONEY - until they’ve accumulated enough to buy wharever ’tis they want. It’s really very simple and ’tis too bad more young people do not understand (that): 

IF you just save your money, eventually, you will have the wherewithal to PAY 100% CASH for whatever you want!  Doesn’t mater if we’re talking a new car, a house,  plasma teevee, washer/dryer or whatever. 

Some of us OLD FARTS learned long ago that it is truly best to WAIT until you have the actual cash to buy what you want - and believe me, in many cases, by the time you DO have the cash to do that, you may well think ‘’How stupid was I  (at one time) to believe that I would save and save for the day when I would really want to buy THAT piece of crap?!'’

Anyway . . . save your pennies if you’ve got any - if NOT - read on:

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We are asked - often - which of the many Internationally-famous DAX Wealth-Producers are currently churning out the most big bux for DAX-DOERS.

Whilst that may sound like an easy question to answer, it is not, because for starters, we have several dozen DAX Money-Makers™ spread over three basic levels of involvement. Plus, not all of our unique, time-tested wallet-fatteners are Dealer-Driven:

Some are extremely private and those who are profiting from that type of DAX program tend to ‘’play it close to the vest'’ and often do not wish to reveal specifics.

For instance, we frequently receive emails and letters from folks who have acquired the popular ‘’DAX Superior Cyber Cash Generator!'’ - one of our highest ticket items which is designed to help a person earn substantial sums of $$$ - exclusively via the Internet (without the need to own or even use a web site of any kind).

Those people are delighted to tell us how happy they are and to thank us profusely for their exclusive opportunity to ‘’get rich'’ with the anonymity of the web but . . . seldom do they actually state a figure such as, ‘’Dean, thank you SO much for the ‘’DAX Superior Cyber Cash Generator!'’ So far, I’ve made well over $500,000.00 with it and totally, while I was still in my pajamas!'’

FLASH! 

 In a review of on-line work-at-home programs on 9.02.08, AOL substantiated that the type of program detailed in the ‘’Cyber’‘ is the ONLY honest-to-goodness, valid on-line offer in today’s crass, often-crooked Internet opportunities.

BEST CURRENT DAX WEALTH-PRODUCERS! 

We have just devoted the better part of a week to analyzing all DAX Data at our fingertips, plus I personally made a few discreet calls to some of our more productive and successful DAX-DOERS, and here is what we determined:

1. HIGHEST MONEY-MAKING (LOW TIER) DAX MONEY-MAKERS (Under $100.00 retail)

Hands-down, the big DAX-Success-Story here is the world-famous ‘’DAX Ultimate Millionaire Wealth-Builders!'’ system.

Nearly two years ago (as of this writing) we replaced the time-honored PERSONAL SUCCESS™ - The Newsletter dealership program with the ‘’DAX Ultimate Millionaire Wealth-Builders!'’ system as the core product. We did this (as was thoroughly detailed at the time) due to the major shift in the world from paid periodical print publications to free web-based versions.

Virtually ALL major U.S. newspapers, magazines and newsletters have suffered severe declines in circulation. All are scurrying to gain Net presence - as did DAX: We are now in our THIRD year with DAXRICH.com.

The exclusive DAX-Dealership is 100% free and totally optional - and arrives at your doorstep with your personal ‘’DAX Ultimate Millionaire Wealth Builders!'’ system all revved up and ready to help you create potential genuine wealth in a variety of ways:

First, by utilizing any of the TRULY UNIQUE and never-ever revealed elsewhere ‘’Wealth Builders'’ found in the system itself, and/or,

Secondly, by virtue of your functioning as a valued DAX-Dealer and enjoying $50.00 cash profits on EACH $99.00 sale that DAX (not you!) makes from prospects you send our way via various intriguing methods - most of which cost you NOTHING!

In short, you get a 100% FREE ‘n’ Optional DAX Dealership with full guidance on how to reap potentially enormous monthly profits of $10,000.00 - the primary profit-target with this deal. And all THAT is before you even delve into your very own ‘’DAX Ultimate Millionaire Wealth-Builders!'’ system.

Can we say a great big '’WOW!'’ together, here?!

2. BEST OF THE MIDDLE RANGE DAX MONEY-MAKERS™

There are eight exceptional systems (each $1,000.00) which have probably been responsible for helping create more bonafide millionaires in the past several decades than anything else.

For a very long time, the much-lauded ‘’Du Vall Master Mail Order Matrix'’ was unquestionably THE most popular of the DAX PREMIUM INFO-DATA PROGRAMS, but so far this year (as of mid August 2008) there are two other titles that have surpassed it and it becomes obvious WHY, as well as the reason the two are pretty much neck and neck - both as regards sales OF the programs, but also, when it comes to the huge profit potential DAX-DOERS are enjoying:

A.) ‘’DAX Formula For Building A REAL Estate!'’ It features a never-before revealed solid, SIMPLE program for realizing upwards of $468,000.00 cash per year . . . TOTALLY & LEGALLY TAX-FREE FOREVER!

With the craziness of the national real estate market being what it is, less enlightened people may believe that this is no time to even be THINKING about investing in real estate but of course, they are just dead wrong!

VERITABLE FORTUNES are being made RIGHT NOW - as you sit reading these words. All you need to accomplish that yourself is to learn HOW. The ‘’DAX Formula For Building A REAL Estate!'’ helps you do precisely that.

The above just reminded me of an old ‘’Shaggy Dog'’ story: An attractive, young reporter was sent by her publisher out to a local Indian reservation to interview the Chief. She wanted to ‘’fit in'’ so, when she was introduced to the old man she raised her right hand and said, ‘’How!'’

The geezer looked her over carefully from top to bottom, and liking what he saw, exclaimed, ‘’Know HOW - want CHANCE!'’

B.) The other DAX-DOER favorite in this category at this time - and certain to be so for a long time to come - is the ‘’DAX Millionaire Web Wealth!'’ This exciting program is designed to help ensure net profits of $5,000.00 {and up} EACH WEEK by harvesting unlimited Stock Market Riches entirely ON THE INTERNET!

I don’t have to remind you that the stock market has been more volatile this year than ever-before in history! But . . . the DAX Approach to creating wealth in the stock market takes advantage of BOTH Bear And Bull action!

I would mention that a very close third in this ‘’middle range'’ (of one-thousand dollar programs) is the all-time favorite of MANY a DAX-DOER - the ‘’DAX Triple System For Day-Trading Gold Futures!'’ Gold has recently touched - heck, it slam-bammed(!) - a historical high of $1,000.00 an ounce. Then, not at all surprising (to DAX-DOERS) it dropped a couple hundred points.

Oh well, who cares? with the DAX-Method, traders can be poised to make huge sums - whether gold goes up or down! And one of the other things that our DAX-Traders seem to like the most, it is designed for active trading just one day per week so, you’re not hung up on a full week of activity (or angst!)

3. REACH FOR THE ABSOLUTE TOP!

In this rarified atmosphere, DAX provides several extraordinary opportunities to build a personal fortune that is available to a comparative few - principally, because the cost is $10,000.00 each.

That may sound like a lot BUT: If someone you trust came to you and said, ‘’Give me ten grand and I will lead you to a treasure that may be worth several millions of dollars to you over time, okay?'’ What would you do?

Some DAX-DOERS have done the only logical thing under those circumstances and at this time, without question, the ‘’DAX Superior Cyber Cash Generator!'’ rises head and shoulders above all others for creating genuine wealth exclusively on the Internet.

And, as stated earlier, the exclusive DAX-Approach does NOT require a web site of any kind or, for any reason.

When we originally developed the ‘’Cyber'’ we started from absolute ‘’zero'’ just as anyone else who later acquired the system would do. We were able to rack up a hundred thousand $$$$ in just the first three months!

We thought that was incredible until other DAX-DOERS told us that they were doing far better (but then, THEY had the advantage of knowing what WE had to learn first before teaching THEM - HA!)

SO, WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WITH ALL THIS INTEL?

Nothing, if you’ve got your own cash-producing ‘’dicker'’ going as the late Richard Wellman used to call it! I mean, if you’re already raking in bushels of bux from (whatever) - there’s no need to explore anything else . . . unless you wish to heed some sage DAX Advice (from way back) - and ADD one or two additional streams of cash to your Success Plan!

If so, I guess I’d suggest starting slowly and cautiously . . . yes, even if we’re talking about DAX opportunities! Why? Because there’s absolutely no way I can know at what level you’d succeed - I simply do not know YOU - and it’s always prudent to stick just your toe into the water BEFORE jumping in head-long, eh wot?

So, for starters: Get yourself the ‘’DAX Ultimate Millionaire Wealth-Builders!'’ system. It’s just $99.00 plus $7.00 s/h. Or, for an additional ten bux we will ship the whole shebangy to you via Priority Mail. Your total then, would be (either) $106.00 or $116.00 depending on your shipping preference.

Regardless, if using a VISA or MasterCard you can order via email at: Netorders@DAXRICH.com

Or, via DAX-FAX at 1-269-467-4497 or via postal mail: DAX-Ultimate, Box 447, Centrevile, MI 49032-0447.

A COUPLE NIFTY BONUSES:

When you receive your very own ‘’DAX Ultimate Millionaire Wealth-Builders!'’ system you will be pleasantly surprised to discover that your huge package also includes - AT NO EXTRA COST - ALL of the following:

1. The DAX BENEFITS PAX which includes everything you need to INSTANTLY become an envied DAX DEALER with full privileges. It is 100% optional (and free), of course! Remember: YOU get paid $50.00 CASH for each and every sale that DAX makes (NOT YOU!) from prospects you scurry up - via NO COST methods!

It doesn’t take a ‘’brain'’ to multiply $50.00 (times) ten or $50.00 (times) 100, does it?! We’re talking here REAL MONEY, HONEY!

2. A hugely popular and fun-filled book, ‘’That Old DAX Magic!'’ which will illustrate and detail 53 mind-blowing professional tricks and illusions that you can perform instantly! We’re talking MAJOR stuff here - such as this: Someone hands you a $20.00 bill.

You burn it to ashes before their very eyes . . . then, cause it to reappear unharmed - ‘’growing'’ inside a grapefruit!

There are 52 other mind-blowing PROFESSIONAL illusions you can quickly master!

You will astonish your relatives, friends and especially, your enemies(!) with your superior ability to perform astounding feats of legerdemain! This huge, fully illustrated book sells every day for $46.50 - but you’re gonna get it for free! Hurry, before it . . . disappears . . . HA!

2. ‘’Be Your Own Boss!'’ This is truly the grandaddy of ALL professional-quality dealerships - honed, polished and PROVEN over the past 46+ years!

You’ll learn how to earn upwards of 80% profits on fast-selling proprietary products that may net you as much as . . . $8,000.00 each. (NOT a misprint!) Normally, you’d pay $25.00 for ‘’Be Your Own Boss!'’ but, you WILL get it at no extra cost when you place your order for the ‘’DAX Ultimate Millionaire Wealth-Builders!'’ system!

3. ‘’How To Earn One million Dollars Per Year Satisfying The Needs & Desires Of Others!'’ One the most popular low-cost publications of all time! Everyone else will be paying $36.50 for this gem - but not you! You’ll find it nestled in your money-making package with all the other great DAX-Goodies when you order your very own ‘’DAX Ultimate Millionaire Wealth-Builders!'’ system . . . TODAY

But don’t put it off ’cause special offers like this on this website do not have a very long ‘’shelf life!'’

Again, choose your ordering method from the following:

The cost of the ‘’DAX Ultimate Millionaire Wealth-Builders!'’ system is just $99.00 plus $7.00 s/h (or) for an additional ten bux, we can ship to you via Priority Mail. Your total then, would be (either) $106.00 or $116.00 depending upon your choice of shipping option.

Regardless, if using a VISA or MasterCard you can order via email at: Netorders@DAXRICH.com

Or, via DAX-FAX at 1-269-467-4497 or via postal mail: DAX-Ultimate, Box 447, Centreville, MI 49032-0447.

And remember: We have a 46+ year DAX Tradition of processing each and every order THE SAME DAY WE RECEIVE IT!

-Dean

P.S. If you’re a real cheapskate (like ME!), or are just hard to convince, before you do anything, visit our main site: http://www.daxfax.com/

 Read everything there very carefully and THEN, send in the order form and when asked for a 6-digit PIN, write in 778337. That’s like my shoving a crisp five-dollar bill in your pocket!

WATCH YOUR BACK: Price-Phister . . . Money-Waster!

When we executed a make-over of BLUE HERON POINTE, we had installed an attractive new kitchen sink faucet set made by Price Phister. It was from the Marbella line (a name that brings back nice memories to yours truly, as years ago my late/great friend Hameed Noon and I travelled to Marbella (Spain) to check out a bee-oo-ti-ful new golf course that his cousin, Bhai Zahoor had built - designed by famed golfer Arnold Palmer.

Anyway, immediately upon installation of the pewter-finish faucets we were informed there was something wrong with the set - and it was the manufacturer’s fault:

The aerator sprayer did not function at all. The installers had no idea what the problem was and essentially, signed off on it and walked away.

So . . . we hired another plumber who came in and confirmed that fact - only HE managed to also flood a portion of the kitchen floor which was part of some $15,000.00 worth of imported and freshly-installed Canadian maple hardwood.

Next, we got another plumber who had previously managed to fix some sticky-wicket probs around BLUE HERON POINTER that others were unable to handle. He fussed and fumed and then ordered a replacement part directly from Price Phister.

It came, he installed it, but quickly learned the P-P dipsticks had sent the wrong part: He also flooded the expensive hardwood and in his case he declared that Price Phister products were ‘’a piece of Sh#t'’ and we never saw him again!

We contacted the Price-Phister people and (long story short), are now forced to sue them. We’ve got a fair amount of money - a whole lot of angst and even worse, our valuable TIME invested in this Price-Phister Fiasco so, ’twill be interesting to see how it all turns out.

We had offered to accept a very nominal out-of court settlement, but some dame by the name of Shirlass Shifty decided to place her company’s assets at greater risk - so, we are accommodating her - HA!

By the way, as our attorneys were preparing suit they learned that Price Phister is now hooked up with Black and Decker - which was once a fairly decent name in small hand tools and appliances. However, for Christmas I received a brand new (orange-color) Black & Decker adjustable, electric screwdriver in my stocking which frankly, is just a another piece of Sh#t! Oh well . . .

ALWAYS LEAVE ‘EM LAUGHING!

Mike was about to marry his sweetheart, Karen, so his father called him into his den for a little chat.

‘’Mike, let me tell you something. On MY wedding night - right there in our honeymoon suite - I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, ‘Here, try these on.’ She did and said to me, ‘But these are too big - I can’t wear them.’ I replied, ‘Exactly! I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.'’

Mike decided that was good advice so, on the very first night of HIS honeymoon, he took off his pants and said to Karen, ‘’Here - try these on'’

She tried on the pants and said, ‘’They’re too large. They don’t fit me.'’

‘’Exactly!'’ Mike said. ‘’I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that!'’

Then, Karen took of HER Pants and handed them to Mike, saying, ‘’Here, now you try on mine.'’

He did and said, ‘’I can’t get into your pants.'’

To which Karen said, ‘’Exactly! And if you don’t change your smart-ass attitude - you damn well never will!'’

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