So, What Did YOU Get For Christmas?!

(Posted 01.01.09)

!! FLASH !! 

After the initial scintillating(!) paragraphs that follow THIS message, you’ll see data concerning an extremely successful ‘’End Of The Year'’ Super Sale that ended on 12.31.08.

Toward the end of 2008 we started receiving beaucoup emails from DAX-DOERS who implored us to extend the same for, as several put it, ‘’With Christmas, the horrible economy and all, we cannot afford to take advantage of this DAX  extraordinary 70%-off sale so close to the holidays.'’

Normally, we never-ever extend a deadline but in this case we are going to do it - and for the same reason we crafted the 70% sale in the first place:

 PEOPLE SIMPLY NEED THE BREAK!  

Thus, when you see the deadline below of 12.31.08 - just think, ‘’Oh, Dean said that deadline has been extended to January 31, 2009!'’

I hope that helps even more DAX-DOERS  get a head-start on a prosperous DAX New Year!

Oh, and this: Holly found a batch of the FINAL Special Collector’s Edition of PERSONAL SUCCESS - THE NEWSLETTER (Cover date February 2007) and we are enclosing one copy - DATED, AUTOGRAPHED AND INSCRIBED TO THE BUYER - as long as your total order of 70% discounted DAX stuff is at least $100.00 or more!

This extra goody is yours until the supply runs out. And do note. this is a collector’s item and may well be worth some decent $$$ on eBay! 

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MY SOOOO SURREAL CHRISTMAS!

(Posted 12.26.08) All of us at DAX sincerely hope that you and yours (well, at least MOST of you!) had a wonderful Christmas. Allow me to tell you about MY unusual - almost spooky, yet most terrific Christmas ever!

A few weeks back, SuEllen took some of our no-longer-needed coats and other winter paraphernalia to an area Goodwill Store. She then browsed the joint and spotted a bunch of VHS tapes - still in their original plastic.

You may know that recently, the one remaining national purveyor OF VHS tapes has gone out of business, as most people have gone over exclusively to DVD. Not me - not yet - so S.E. bought a bunch of tapes of old movies she’d heard me talk about over the years. I believe she got a dozen or so - for just two bux each.

Yesterday, when I opened the box full of ‘em I was pleased to see ‘’Paint Your Wagon,'’ ‘’Carousel,'’ ‘’West Side Story,'’ ‘’Cabaret,'’ and a bunch of other non musicals including the 1950 ‘’The Baron of Arizona'’ which starred Vincent Price.

My alter ego, du Vall, has a nice letter from the late star expressing appreciation of ‘’Spectre Noir,'’ an eerie abstract expressionist painting executed by commission for Price in 1991.

Most interesting though, was a pristine copy of ‘’Gigi.'’ I’ll cut to the chase and the very strange coincidence:

In my late teens I was the ‘’go-to-guy'’ at the Strand Theatre in Sturgis (Michigan) - which means I did EVERYTHING - from all of the advertising and promotional work, to changing the marquee, executing the janitorial jobs etc., to (seven nights a week plus matinees on Saturday and Sunday) I was the projectionist.Exactly FIFTY years ago yesterday, (and S.E. had NO way of knowing this) starting with the 2:00 P.M. Christmas-Day matinee, we had a week-long run of . . . ‘’Gigi.'’ It was - still is - a GREAT movie starring Leslie Caron, Maurice Chevalier, Louis Jourdan and the inimitable Hermione Gingold. Eva Gabor was also given ‘’also-star'’ billing and you may recall, that our late associate - President of our Hong Kong operation (DAX International), John W. Lane had, in an earlier time, structured Eva Gabor’s highly successful wig business.Anyway, the minute I picked up my new ‘’GIGI'’ tape, I recalled that day 50 years ago when I played the movie for the first time at the Strand and . . . the nearly packed auditorium . . . and the great feeling everyone had that year because of it. Incidentally, at the time, although I was just 18, I had already been married for two years and Dean Jr. was almost a year old!So what did I do yesterday? You got it: After a very huge and delicious dinner-at-home, I racked that VHS up and started the feature film at exactly 2:00 P.M., but THIS time I sat back VERY relaxed, because I didn’t have to worry about change-overs every twenty minutes and now, I could also enjoy several DAX Perfect Martinis! Incidentally, I fell asleep half way through the flick so later today, I gotta go back and watch the last half - HA!

Oh, and did YOU get a chance to catch any or all of the ‘’Christmas Story'’ movie that runs every year 24 hours non-stop on TBS? I have a copy of it in my library, but I always watch some of it directly from broadcast each year, as well. Many people I know agree that ‘’Christmas Story'’ is, by far, THE best comedy of all time.

SO MUCH FOR THE ‘’GOOD'’ . . .

. . . NOW, FOR THE BAD & THE UGLY

As you know, we had posted right here (indeed, it is STILL posted below) the opportunity for DAX-DOERS to nominate someone - OTHER THAN THEMSELVES - to receive a DAX grant of (from) $1,000.00 to $10,000.00. We have made that offer numerous times over the past nearly 47 years whenever the economy was in a severe downturn. One year, awards topped out at $100,000.00 all totalled.

This year - even more fantastical in a VERY strange and frankly, hurtful way:

NOT A SINGLE DAX-DOER nominated anyone EXCEPT themselves! We had a bunch of people tell us why THEY should receive $10,000.00 - and worse (perhaps) not one possessed the modesty or lack of greed to say they should receive a ‘’mere'’ $1,000.00 or so - each expressed their heart-felt belief that they should get a full ten grand!

But, as clearly stated, the whole deal is set up to perpetuate the concept of ‘’helping others'’ - to make EVERYONE ‘’feel good'’ - the person deemed deserving of receiving the grant - but also, the person who nominates them. It’s all part and parcel of our long-held motto which you can find summed up by clicking on the OUR MISSION tab above.

The upshot: MY confidence in my fellow mankind has been shot all to hell and back: SHAME ON ALL OF YOU WHO WERE SO SELFISH!

I do NOT think we’ll be making what used to be considered a magnanimous gesture - ever again.

Anyway, if YOU deserve it - we DO wish you a Prosperous New Year!

-Dean

P.S. The above sorrowful outcome in a way, reminds me of what happened the Christmas following the wondrous year of ‘’Gigi.'’ Christmas of 1959 (when S.E. would have been nearly a whole year old - HA!) - our feature at the Strand was a black and white HORRIBLE film called ‘’Separate Tables'’ which starred David Niven, Rita Hayworth, Deborah Kerr and Burt Lancaster. It was a dark romance story that was poorly acted.

Indeed, in one lukewarm love scene, the two stars kissed and when their lips parted there was a string of spit connecting the two. Seems like in post production someone would have noticed THAT - but I doubt by then anyone cared - it was such a lousy movie.

Actually, that sums up how I feel right about now as I look at the sorry way DAX-DOERS reacted to our grant offer this year - it’s as if each of those bastards had a nasty string of spit hanging their lips . . .

Sorry to be so harsh, but it’s time SOMEONE started taking to task our nation’s ever-growing, entitlement-programmed, selfish, spoiled-brats!

DAX To The Rescue - AGAIN!

No need here . . .

. . . for a lengthy discourse to inform or even discuss our mutual world-wide economic nightmare.

But, as with every monetary crisis of the past nearly 50 years, DAX now steps forth to help those willing to help themselves. It is literally an axiom of Biblical proportions:

 

‘’God helps those who help themselves.'’

If it’s good enough for HIM, it should surely be good enough for US!

FREE MONEY?!

For starters, as we have always done in the past, we will consider individual awards of $1,000.00 to $10,000.00 each. Only DAX will decide who best qualifies and our decisions are final and are made NOT on extent of need but rather on a history of helping others ‘’climb ye olde success ladder.'’

Additional good deeds and personal accomplishments are considered, as well. Age, race, religion, sex, education or location in the world are NOT factors.

You may submit just one recommendation for anyone but yourself. 

All awards will be 100% confidential and private - NO publicity of any kind.

Deadline: December 23, 2008. Winners (only) will be notified by postal mail. NOTE: Nominations now closed!

END OF YEAR DAX SUPER SALE!

(Final Day is 12.31.08)

This is for EVERYBODY: We are making 100% of our most helpful - and truly world-renowned - wealth-producing programs available to YOU for a previously unheard-of pricing schedule:

70% DISCOUNT!

! ! BARE BONES BARGAINS ! !

‘’The DAX SurTHRIVal™ System!'’ 4 full hours of audio cassettes (with supplemental printed materials) that not only help you to survive this current economic crisis - but to PROSPER in spite of it! It has helped many a DAX-DOER immeasurably over the years - and it is available to you - in its pretty green and gold hardcover binder - NOT at the everyday price of $99.50 but for a mere $29.50!

‘’Personal Success™ Strategies of Today’s Young Millionaires!'’ Originally created for a teevee infommercial, this incredible EIGHT audio cassette tape program has helped MANY DAX-DOERS reach their financial goals in such areas as mail order, real estate, stock and commodity markets, writing/publishing and of course via owning their own home-based business entities.

On television it sold for $295.00. Later, we lowered the price and made it part of the DAX roster at $179.50 - still, the everyday price nowadays. HOWEVER(!) - You’re gonna pay just $53.50! This package also comes in a very smart-looking (and expensive) hard cover binder.

‘’Grab YOUR Share of the Wealth!'’ Frequently lauded by experts as the very best work on how to start and profit from a successful newsletter:

‘’If I had it all to do over again, I would, no doubt, still become a newsletter publisher, but if I were just starting today, I would use the advice and information in this course, rather than the trial and error method to get the ball rolling.'’ -J.F. (Jim) Straw, Publisher/editor Worldwide Business Exchange.

DAX NOTE: If you have a copy of the DAX ‘’Be Your Own Boss!'’ - check out the center of page #39 for a bunch of other, even more spectacular ‘’endorsements.'’

Also, in the BYOB book you’ll find dozens of other DAX publications NOT listed anywhere on this entire website: All are eligible for the 70% discount!

The ‘’Grab YOUR Share of the Wealth'’ course sells every day at $100.00 - get a copy before the deadline for just $29.00!

BUT THERE’S SO MUCH MORE!

If ANY of our $1,000.00 or even our top-drawer $10,000.00 DAX Premium Info-Data Programs appeals to you . . . during this once-in-a-lifetime DAX SUPER SALE you may have any or all of ‘em for that same 70% discount! Let’s see how that would look if you ordered the following:

‘’DAX SurTHRIval™ System'’ - regularly $99.50 - now, just $29.50

‘’DAX Millionaire Web Wealth!'’ - reg., $1000.00 - now, just $300.00

‘’DAX Superior Cyber Cash Generator!'’ - reg., $10,000.00 - now, just $3,000.00

Total for that order is just $3,329.50 - a bonafide savings of $7,700.00 - no kidding!

Again, ANY AND ALL DAX BOOKS, COURSE, SYSTEMS, PROGRAMS, ETC. QUALIFY FOR THE 70% SUPER DISCOUNT . . .

. . . even the ‘’cheapies'’ you’ll find via the DAX BOOK NOOK tab at the top of this page!

BUT . . .

(Don’t fret - the ‘’but'’ in this case is not of J-Lo size - HA!)

Nope, just these items:

1. The minimum total purchase amount is $25.00.

2. Add $7.00 ONLY to each TOTAL order UNDER $100.00. Let me clarify:

Perhaps, you’ll find several ‘’cheapie'’ items in the DAX BOOK NOOK that you’d like. Let’s say that you want 5 of the $18.00 reports. Normally, that would cost you $90.00 plus $7.00 s/h EACH if ordered separately.

Yet now, during this DAX SUPER SALE, first of all your basic cost would not be $90.00 but just $27.00. And to THAT you would add just ONE $7.00 shipping charge for a total of $34.00. Clear as mud, as my father used to say?!

3. Per our 47 year 100% no return or refund policy, all sales are final: Everything is sold as information only and no guarantee of individual results is expressed or implied. 

REMEMBER . . .

. . . this extraordinary opportunity to acquire some Internationally acclaimed, genuine DAX-Sourced wealth-producing intelligence - at a bare-bones pricing schedule is valid ONLY from December 12 through December 31, 2008.

TO ORDER:

You may get the ball rolling by sending via email, fax or postal mail. Simply tell us WHAT you want, show the original prices and the discounted prices - plus that seven bux s/h (but ONLY if your total order is UNDER $100.00.) Your MINIMUM order must be at least $25.00 or more. (We truly LOSE $$ under that base amount!)

Then, furnish us with your VISA (or) MasterCard data - don’t forget that all important expiration date!

Of course, you may remit by a money order or check.

Finally, we’ll need your POSTAL MAILING ADDRESS (including the ZIP)

email: NetOrders@DAXRICH.com

DAX-FAX: (1) 269.467.4497

Postal: DAX, Box 447, Centreville, MI 49032

NOTE: Yes, we CAN fill any and all orders from outside the U.S. but only on this basis:

Remittances must be via VISA or MasterCard (U.S. funds) only. No checks or money orders. We can accept ONLY orders that are $100.00 or greater. Finally, rather than a one-time only $7.00 s/h, you’ll need to add $30.00. Sorry, but as you know, the International rates have recently soared.

PLEASE . . . STRIVE TO HAVE SOME REALLY TERRIFIC HOLIDAYS!

Times are tough right now - many of our fellow Americans, as well as other world citizens, are suffering - quite NEEDLESSLY, in our judgment - but no less severely.

The above very special deals should help you a WHOLE lot and/or perhaps, others you care about.

Regardless, all of us at DAX truly wish for you and yours a prosperous holiday season and no, we are NOT afraid to specifically wish YOU a Merry Christmas!

Nowadays, so many people feel it necessary to be politically correct and avoid that time-honored salutation . . . not US!

So again . . .

. . . have a VERY Merry Christmas and a MOST prosperous New Year!

Yep . . . 2009 is gonna be . . . FINE!

-Dean

ALWAYS LEAVE ‘EM LAUGHING:

You probably know that I just love dumb blond jokes and here’s one just received FROM a blond who is anything BUT dumb!

A fellow took his blond girl friend to her first football game. Afterwards, he asked her what she thought of the event:

‘’Stupid!'’ she says. ‘’All that fighting over such a small thing!'’

When he asked what she meant, she says, ‘’Well, they started by tossing that coin and for the next several hours, those guys out there were banging into each other, and all I heard people yelling was, ‘’Get the quarter back - get the quarter back!’ I mean . . . c’mon, it’s just a lousy 25 cents!'’

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