AGAIN!

With our ‘’times'’ being pretty nasty for so many these days, I’ve given a lot of thought to how DAX may BEST help as many people in need as possible:

I was looking for something that was cheap or even free - quick and easy - yet a bonafide proven money-maker capable of zooming one from ‘’nothing'’ to a substantial and secure financial state of health.

The answer was truly ‘’right under my nose'’ - but it took a long-established, very successful DAX-DOER to bring it to my attention via an email he sent on Valentine’s Day.

Dear Dean:

I see where it’s Valentine’s Day again and that can only mean two things: I’d better get my a$$ into gear and buy my sweetie something nice AND it’s the Chief DAX-DOER’s birthday. I always thought it was neat that your birthday was on Valentine’s Day and that your middle name was also Valentine - but as you are fond of saying (and I realize that you are parodying Letterman with this) ‘’that’s not why you called.'’

What I have in mind is something I think you should consider and that is to make a big deal to DAX-DOERS the $100,000 In 90+ Days book.

I know that you know this or at one time knew it and it may have slipped your mind (that) because of that book I became very rich even though when I bought your book from one of those full page ads you used to run everywhere where you were draped all over a Rolls-Royce, I had to scrape up the money to buy it.

The very day I got and read it (May 19, 1981) I started my own home-based business almost exactly like you showed me, without a single piece of office equipment or furniture and being right out of school with no job I certainly had no business experience. I shared a house trailer with two other guys and only one had a job at the town’s Mickey-Dee’s.

I got to work but I’ve always thought it fun not work and by couple months went by was really dragging in the money. I think that one testimonial in some of your later ads from some newsletter publisher (Ed. Note: Roman Reports) stating ‘’The only program I’ve ever seen where a person actually made the kind of money claimed ($100,000 in 90+ Days)'’ was actually talking about ME - because that’s what happened.

I went on to do a number of other projects you suggested until three years ago when I hit even bigger pay dirt with your internet program (ED. Note: ‘’DAX Superior Cyber Cash Generator!'’) and I’m quite active with on-line programs these days.

I am also well known and would prefer, if that’s okay that you don’t use my name or home town but feel free to otherwise put my comments up. I never gave up that first money-making business you taught me - and now my daughter and her husband own and run it full time.

I just think that you could do a lot of people a big favor if you told them about that great little business and how easy it is to get it going without any real cost at all.

I don’t see where anyone would have anything to lose but there’s so much they could gain. I know that you sold tens of millions of copies over the years but there’s a whole new generation of young folks who probably have never heard of the deal and maybe some of their parents or grandparents who could benefit too.

Most important Dean, I hope that you are having a good birthday and give SuEllen my best.

(name withheld by request)

THE LONE RANGER RIDES AGAIN . . .

‘’Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when out of the South (Georgia) come the thunder-less footsteps of the lame-ass Carter - the worthless Prez - SILVER (haired) Jimmy!

‘’With his philosophical successor, the naive but oh-so handsome and mysterious Obama - NOW bringing back to an unsuspecting populace yet another disintegrating economy - far worse than has ever been experienced in our 233-year history . . . the crazy, give-it-all-way to people who never earned it and don’t deserve it . . . his faithful D.C. politico companions, Pelosi, Franks and Reid - will ride and ruin - AGAIN! Hi Yo, Obama . . . our once-precious economy is destroyed!'’

MEANWHILE (Bar-ack At The Ranch?!)

Although, we received many B-Day DAXER greetings from around the world, I believe that one I detailed may be the most fortuitous for many people - perhaps, even . . . YOU!

You see, the ‘’$100,000.00 In 90+ Days!'’ was first launched around 1979 - in the midst of the horrific and wholly disastrous Carter administration when our economy was in many ways, far WORSE than it is today. It was then that we cast about for some way that ordinary people - without money, special education, expensive equipment or even a smidgeon of business acumen could launch something - ANYTHING - that could quickly make them a bunch of bux!

At the time, we didn’t even care if (whatever) would be lasting - just so it could provide immediate financial relief - a significant alternative to the monetary miseries.

What ensued was a business concept that so captured the imagination of so many people that many a DAX-DOER could be seen on their local teevee stations retelling their tales of rags to riches.

At DAX, we sold a boodle of the reports and to this very day, it remains our all-time best-seller in our 47 years in biz!

Anyway, I do agree that single report, ‘’$100,000 In 90+ Days!,'’ may well be the best thing that I can bring to your attention at this time. If you don’t have a copy, you probably should get one, which you can do right now at: http://www.daxrich.com/100k-in-90-days/

ONLY FOR BIG THINKERS AND BIG SPENDERS - AND THOSE WHO LOVE TO LIVE LARGE!

Remember what I told you last week - about gold? Well, per usual(!) I was 100% right - HA! Gold DID surge past the magical $1,000 per ounce barrier and . . . MANY a DAX-DOER type took advantage of that fact and earned a huge fortune for themselves. Here is a word-for-word repeat of our post on Valentine’s Day:

ARE YOU A RISK-TAKER? (First posted 2.14.09)

If so, then you know that the BIG BUX are made only by those who have the guts to pursue exciting - but sometimes dangerous paths - where others fear to tread, eh wot?!

If that seems to sum YOU up then, there has never been a better time IN HISTORY for you to consider one of the wildest and potentially richest endeavors ever . . . day-trading gold futures!

With gold once again approaching its all-time high that was set in March of 2008, DAX-DOERS in-the-know are positioned to reap extraordinary profits - all the while of course, risking the downside although, as seasoned traders know, as much - or MORE - $$$$ can be made, regardless of which way the market turns - up or down.

The next couple weeks WILL make or break many a gold-trader and to be sure, there will be DAX-DOERS ‘’out there'’ making the most of our long-time and oh-so popular ‘’DAX Triple System For Day-Trading Gold Futures!'’ It is available on a strictly limited basis right now:

Only fifteen are being released during the balance of February. (SEE ED. NOTE BELOW!) To get yours, send your request plus a certified or cashier’s check for $1,000.00 to DAX-Triple, Box 447, Centreville, MI 49032-0447. Our standard no-return/no-refund/sold-as-information-only policy applies.

And in case you don’t know it, today, February 14, 2009, marks our 47th year as the leader in the wealth-producing/self-improvement field . . . worldwide!

(Ed. Note: The systems that were allotted for February are all gone. We will make available a total of 25 for all of March - BUT will NOT accept the first orders until March 1st: Please observe that when ordering.

As always, orders will be filled on a first-come/first-processed basis and shipped via Priority Mail the SAME DAY received! If you order beyond the first week of March or later in the month, chances are your order will NOT be filled until April - OR, we will gladly return your order and remittance - just tell us your preference.)

03.14.09 UPDATE: Sorry, the March allotment has been exhausted - please do not place an order for this item until after April 1st - thanks!) 

 -Dean 

P.S. With our rotten economy, we’ve heard that at their wedding ceremony, couples will notice a slight change in the traditional vow - it’s now, ‘’ ’til debt do us part . . . ‘’ 

ALWAYS LEAVE ‘EM LAUGHING!

I’m not sure if I’ll get a chance to produce a new post before St. Patty’s Day, but I wanna make sure you get THIS guffaw in time to spread around, so here ’tis!

A drunken Irishman (isn’t that description an oxymoron?!) gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the restroom. A few minutes later, yet another loud scream reverberates throughout the bar.

The bartender goes to the restroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

‘’What’s all the racket about in there? You’re scaring my customers!'’

‘’ I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I flush something comes up and squeezes the hell outta my balls!'’

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says . . .  

‘’You blathering idiot - you’re sitting on the mop bucket!'’

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