You Never Know WHAT’s Gonna Grab Folks In This Crazy Cyber World!
But For Sure, The Brand New ‘’Bloggitty-Blog-Blog'’ We Told You About Just A Few Days Go Has Struck The Fancy Of A Whole Bunch Of DAX-Doers:
So Much So, We Have Already Posted 19 Fresh Pages - Focused Entirely On Helping YOU ‘SurTHRIVE’ The Monetary Miseries!
Check It All Out At:
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OOOPS!
Did You Arrive Here By Accident?
If you were looking for our famous ‘’Fun-Pun-Page'’ - click on this link:
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Otherwise, if you’re seeking fresh ways to earn extra income every week or perhaps, even start a highly lucrative business of your own - STAY HERE!
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A VERY PLEASANT DAX SURPRISE!
We are extending the deadline for our recent ‘’Spectacular 70% Off ‘MOST THINGS’ DAX'’ (sale) - because, in fact, MANY Dax-Doers have requested that we do so.
They’ve told us that, whilst they do want to take advantage of the extraordinary $$$-savings - especially, on the ‘’high ticket'’ items . . . even the comparatively low prices during this offer require some additional time to swing their deal.
That is fine! It is actually, part and parcel of WHY we made such an unusual offer in the first place:
For quite sometime now, with the economy SO screwed up, many people have been ‘’hurtin’ for certain'’ thus, we decided to cut our everyday prices to the bone to enable those who really need our 47 1/2 years of expertise as the leader in the field of wealth-producing/self-improvement programs and systems.
YOUR REQUEST IS OUR COMMAND!
We’ve extended the deadline to . . . August 17, 2009.
Any time between now and then, you may feel free to order any or all of the extremely famous DAX Best-Sellers (list to follow) and no matter what the regular price is:
1. DEDUCT A FULL 70% FROM THE PRICE! Example: ‘’DAX Superior Slots Success!'’ - a perennially popular guide to help a person walk OUT of any casino in the world with more $$ than they walked in with . . . sells briskly at $149.50.
Want your very own? Okay, 70% of that is $104.65. Subtract that amount from the $149.50 and you get - and PAY - only $44.85 . . . PLUS:
2. SHIPPING COST. Still - after all these years - just a flat $7.00 - no matter how many DAX items you order. Order one, ten or twenty or more - and it has always been just $7.00: Along as you have us ship somewhere in the U.S. or one of its possessions (Marshall Islands, Guam, Puerto Rico, etc.)
HOWEVER: We are really sorry, but if you need your order delivered anywhere OUTSIDE the U.S. - Canada, Europe, Asia, etc. - we gotta have you add for shipping . . . $25.00 . . . but that is INSTEAD OF the usual $7.00 - NOT in addition to it.
Why? The U.S. Postal Service has recently eliminated ALL other classes of mail sent outside our borders and ONLY First Class shipping is now available and it is really costly!
GOOD NEWS FOR OUR ‘FUR-EIGN’ FRIENDS!
Just like your American counterparts, whether you order just one item or several - you need to add the $25.00 shipping cost JUST ONCE: DAX will absorb all extra costs.
We believe that we are the very FIRST marketer in the U.S. to offer that extra benefit but (and this is a suggestion for ALL of our fellow U.S. marketers to emulate) by doing so, we are certain we will continue to maintain healthy, strong and traditional biz relationships plus, help those who need it (who might otherwise NOT receive it).
NOW, SOME GREAT NEWS - FOR EVERYBODY!
When your order is large enough so that, even after those fantastic 70% discounts, you are actually sending us at least $100.00 or more . . .
. . . we are also going to send you - absolutely free - a copy of ‘’Were You Born So?'’ - the hilarious brand new DVD taped from a live performance by The Elderly Dax - one of my personal favorite alter-egos.
This will probably not be a First Edition, as that original supply will be exhausted by the time you read this - but there’s a fresh batch on our warehouse dock being unloaded ‘’as we speak!'’
By the way, I regret to inform that we can NOT any longer offer the personalized autographed edition (for the small extra fee, which we donated to a ‘’food-for-children’s'’ group, by the way), as we got such a strong response that, The Elderly Dax found himself swamped - and sporting a very sore writing hand - HA!
Incidentally, by terminating that option, if YOU were smart enough to order YOUR DVD with a personalized autograph, you now have a bonafide ‘’Collector’s Edition'’ and traditionally, ANY DAX product that is personalized/autographed has become worth a fair amount of $$ over the years!
But, as I say, YOU will get a SEALED copy of that DVD, ‘’Were You Born So?'’ - as my personal extra gift - an item that retails here or, at Amazon.com and elsewhere, everyday, for $17.95. Yours free!
Here’s what it looks like:
Note: You can access a MUCH better picture of the DVD combo from this recent press release - which also includes some interesting personal data ON The Elderly Dax - YIKES! http://www.prlog.org/10276247-peculiar-retirement-plan.html
If you wish to order ONLY the DVD directly from DAX - just email your name/address/chargecard data (VISA or MasterCard only) to NetOrders@DaxRich.com (or) DAX-FAX: 1-269-467-4497 (or) Postal Mail: DAX-DVD, Box 447, Centreville, MI 49032-0447
Or, as we say, you may also order the DVD via Amazon.com if you prefer.
BUT DEAN, I’M NEW TO DAX: WHAT CAN I CHOOSE FROM?
Oh . . . WOW! You’d think that at my age, I wouldn’t be surprised when someone writes to say, ‘’Gee, I just heard about DAX and all the good stuff you do . . .'’
I mean, after all, we have been at this ol’ pop stand since 1962 . . . Forty-Friggin’-Seven-Plus years!!!!
Our famous DAX logo alone, together with little ol’ ME standing next to one of my Rolls-Royces in full page ads has been seen by over TWO BILLION people worldwide - which resulted in what many consider the largest-selling ‘’How-To'’ book of the 20th century! (‘’$100,000.00 In 90+ Days!'’)
Then, there is THIS website - plus our other four websites - which have insinuated themselves into people’s computers around the globe - starting some 15 years ago, so . . .
. . . excuse me if I get a little weirded-out when someone nicely says they JUST discovered us - HA!
Okay, okay . . .
Here’s a full list of the many DAX books, reports, programs, systems, cassette tape tapes, etc., eligible for this magnificent discount sale. The regular price for each item is also shown. If you see something you want to order - slash that 70% right off the top.
TIME-HONORED, PROVEN, FINANCIAL/SELF-ENRICHMENT HELP FROM DEAN F. V. DU VALL, Sr.!
DAX Complete Guide To Direct Mail & Mail Order, $25.00
Du Vall Method For Acquiring Great Self-Publishing Wealth, $25.00
Du Vall On: (Debt) Collections, $25.00
How I’m Creating A Fortune In Real Estate (Using Other People’s Money, Time & Effort), $35.00
How To Average $1,000.00 (Or More) A Week In The Stock Market (Bear Or Bull), $100.00
$100,000 In 90 Days, $18.00
DAX World-Famous Half-Ass Diet! $18.00
DAX Primer For Commodity Speculators, Day-Traders & Other Masochists, $20.00
Living & Loving Life - The DAX-WAY, $18.00
DAX Money-Machine, $18.00
How To Earn $1,000,000 Per Year Satisfying The Needs & Desires Of Others, $29.95
The Best of DAX, $25.00,
Grab YOUR Share Of The Wealth Newslettering Course, $100.00
13 Sure-Fire Roads To Riches, $18.00
Profits From PEZ®, $29.50
That Old DAX Magic, $39.50
Do It Yourself Wealth, $100.00
Internet Riches For Smarties, $42.95
PREMIUM INFO-DATA PROGRAMS (Each is $1,000.00)
DAX-Vegas Wagering System
DAX Triple System For Day-Trading Gold Futures
DAX Formula For Building A REAL Estate
Du Vall Master Mail Order Matrix
DAX Programmed Stock Investment Strategy
The DAX Foolproof System For Creating A Magnificent Millionaire’s Portfolio
How To Luxuriate, Thrill & Profit From The Grand Lifestyle Of An Internationally Famous Writer/Artist (One of the experimental, ‘’Mini-Masterpiece,'’ framed, oil paintings NOT included at the discount price)
DAX Millionaire Web Wealth (Internet Stock-Trading Made Simple & PROFITABLE!)
SUPER ANNOTATED SUPPLEMENTS (Each is $10,000.00)
(Supplement To) The DAX Formula For Building A REAL Estate
(Supplement To) DAX Triple System For Day-Trading Gold Futures
The Penultimate Progressive Mail Order Program
DAX Superior Cyber Cash Generator (For those who ask me - and they do - many, many times per week, ‘’Dean, what is the absolute best, fastest, easiest, pleasurable and most substantial DAX-Way to lasting riches?'’ - without hesitation, I tell ‘em THIS IS IT - hands down! ‘’Get yourself a ‘’DAX Cyber'’ system - and you WILL be well on your way to becoming very rich!'’)
CASSETTE TAPE PROGRAMS
DAX SurTHRIVal® System, $99.50
Du Vall Seminar For Writers, Self-Publishers & Mail Order Entrepreneurs, $195.00
PosMeTude® - A DAX Dynamic For A Healthful, Happy Lifestyle, $14.50
Du Vall Formula For Major LASTING Weight-Loss, $19.95
Personal Success™ Strategies Of Today’s Young Millionaires, $179.50
NEED MORE DETAILED INFO ON ANY OF THE ABOVE?
Get yourself a nice big fat collection of fancy, expensive, printed DAX materials:
Catalogs, brochures, flyers and such and review all that stuff BEFORE placing an order. The ‘’DAX FIRST-TIMER'’ package includes about $75.00 (literally) worth of such items - the finest, most-exciting and professionally-produced materials in the industry!
Just $25.00 (NOT eligible for discount) starts it all coming your way and that INCLUDES s/h! Ask for ‘’DAX-LIT.'’
HOW TO ORDER (ANYTHING DAX):
You can send an email to NetOrders@DaxRich.com or a DAX-FAX to 1-269-467-4497 or postal mail to DAX, Box 447, Centreville, MI 49032-0447.
We accept only VISA or MasterCard if emailing or faxing your order. If postal mailing, we also accept a check or money order. A check WILL delay shipment by 21 days. All other methods of payment ensure that each order is processed the same day we receive it - a 47+ year DAX tradition!
NOTE: The special pricing (70% off regular prices) plus the offer of a free DVD by ‘’The Elderly Dax'’ are valid on any and all orders placed (from the above list of titles, only) no later than:
Monday, August 17, 2009
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SOME IMPORTANT DAX-UPDATES RE: ‘’OTHER STUFF'’
1. That little contest-quiz about the two Mel Brooks movies and the names of the two men to whom the late Madeline Kahn exclaimed, ‘’It’s twrue, it’s twrue!'’ brought forth a whole bunch of correct responses and the first seven responders have been sent their free ‘’Were You Born So?'’ DVD.
The ANSWERS? The late Peter ('’Everybody Loves Raymond'’) Boyle - as the monster in ‘’Young Frankenstein'’ and Cleavon Little, as Sheriff Bart in ‘’Blazing Saddles.'’ Both are HILARIOUS flicks - worth watching again!
2. We told you that we wrote to Professor Robert Thompson (Syracuse University) - an expert on the moon landings - to get his ‘’take'’ on what we believe is an odd thing vis--vis the first moon landing in 1969:
We noticed in one of the film clips that, when Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were shown walkin’ ‘n’ prancin’ on the moon’s surface, one of ‘em kicked up a whole bunch of moon dust which IMMEDIATELY (and totally) returned to the surface - rather than hang in mid-air of the 1/6th-of-the-earth’s gravity.
We asked the good professor if he had noticed that, and why he opines the seemingly odd event may have occurred.
We emailed him several times over a two week period - he never responded. Perhaps, if YOU were also to email him - unless YOU have a logical explanation for the phenomenon we outlined - maybe, if a FEW OTHER DAX-Doers - or - a few THOUSAND DAX-Doers were to contact him - he’ll address the issue. His email address: rthompso@syr.edu
3. We told you recently about an additional highly-effective marketing step we (now) employ when filling DAX Dealer’s customer postcard and similar inquires (for info on the ‘’DAX Ultimate Millionaires Wealth-Builders!'’ system): The four-color Gift Certificate that offers that 100% FREE DVD, ‘’Were You born So?'’ by The Elderly Dax.
It has resulted in a veritable SALES EXPLOSION!
And to clarify: The free DVD is in ADDITION to (not in place of) all the other standard free premiums we provide (100% at DAX cost) to your customers which currently includes a free copy of the very latest, HUGE, fully illustrated edition of ‘’That Old Dax Magic!,'’ the ever-popular ‘’Be Your Own Boss!'’ book plus, the much sought-after ‘’How To Earn One Million Dollars Per Year Satisfying The Needs & Desires of Others!'’
Altogether, each of your customers is receiving an effective 100% refund of the $106.00 they pay for their copy of the ‘’DAX Ultimate Millionaires Wealth-Builders!'’ system because, all of all the freebies we enclose with each order actually totals $105.44 - and we (now) also throw in a custom-inscribed, red ‘n’ silver pen - a gift from The Elderly Dax which rounds out the premium total to . . . $106.00 - HA!
This new promo that we’ve mounted on behalf of ALL DAX Dealers may turn out to be the best sales inducement package we have ever offered in nearly a half century now! And as always, DAX is paying 100% of the cost - DAX-Dealers pay nothing but they DO enjoy all the extra profits!
4. And if YOU have yet to become a successful DAX Dealer - get thee to THIS DAX website: http://www.DAXFAX.com - RIGHT NOW! When asked for a six-digit qualifying number - instead, write in: DEAN SAID SO! - and you will have just earned your first $5.00 in cash!
That’s about it for now - hope you’ll find your own unique road to Personal Success™ here and that you develop a habit of getting a goodly dose of daily laughter at http://www.DaxRich.com/dax-yax-4-today/
-Dean
P.S. Because we have always felt that a FREQUENT belly laugh is almost more important than anything else, here’s ‘’one for the road'’ - the road that takes you to http://www.DaxRich.com/dax-yax-4-today/ that is!
ALWAYS LEAVE ‘EM LAUGHING: How To Select A Great Wife
A wealthy fellow I know was trying to decide on which of three women he should ask to marry him. I suggested that he give each $5000 cash and see what they do with it. Often, character is based on how a person handles money. Are they thrifty? Conservative? A spendthrift? That sort of thing tells you a lot.
The first lady went to an expensive salon and ordered a complete make over - hair, nails, make-up . . . the works. Then, she bought several new outfits and when she sees my friend, tells him that she’s done all this to make herself attractive because she loves him very much.
I gotta say he seemed impressed - and she surely did look great!
The second woman takes the money and goes on a shopping spree for HIM! She got him a new set of golf clubs, a bunch of computer software he’d been yammering about and even a custom-made ring and a new suit of clothes.
As she is giving him all this terrific stuff she tells him that she has spent the five grand on him - rather than on herself - because she loves him so much.
Well, this guy is beside himself! Cannot believe that any person, given the chance to blow five grand, would be so selfless and spend it all on someone else!
The third woman is shrewd and invests all the money in the stock market. She quickly turns that five grand into fifty thou - must have had Hillary’s stock broker, eh wot?! (Remember how she claimed she invested a mere one thousand in the commodity market - about which she knew NOTHING - and it grew to one HUNDRED thousand bux in a very short time?) Hmmmmm . . .
Anyway, this clever lady - the third and final of his candidates for a wife - tells him that she has placed all of the funds in a joint account - for their future together - because she loves him so very much.
The man is now on the proverbial horns of a dilemma (and you know how THAT smarts!) He obviously has three really great women from whom to choose - what in the world should he do?
I didn’t know what to advise him to do: If it were me, I’d turn Mormon and marry all three!
But in the end, he did come to a decision - made the only logical choice - he picked the one with the biggest boobs.
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Yo Bama may have his ‘’Cash For Car Clunkers'’ dealie - but WE have our ‘’Cash For Comedy Clinkers'’ offer! It’s easier & far more fun! Check it out at:
http://www.daxrich.com/cash-for-comedy-clinkers/
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