BOTH Times?!
GREAT! Good For You!
But . . .
. . . if you are still lacking two of life’s most important necessities, you’ve come to the right place to fix that!
FIRST, Ya Gotta LAUGH!
A quick way to accomplish THAT is to go to: http://www.DaxRich.com/dax-yax-4-today
Besides a bunch of rib-tickling jokes ‘n’ stories, you’ll learn all about my alter ego, ‘The Elderly Dax’ and his brand new hilarious DVD, ‘’Were You Born So?'’ - NOW available to buy for $17.95 (including first class postage!) OR, you can get it totally FREE when you place an order of $100.00 or more for ANYTHING ‘’DAX'’ - but you MUST request the free DVD at the time of placing your order.
SECONDLY, To Really Enjoy Life, You Need to Make a Whole Lot of $$$$$!!
I don’t need to remind you that our national (and world) economy are both in the dumper. In our recent travels that fact has become even more abundantly clear, and as we have always done at DAX, we are responding to the needs that many of our fellow citizens have to earn extra $$ on a regular basis.
A COUPLE TRIED & TRUE DAX WAYS TO ENSURE JUST THAT!
First, you should consider getting ahold of whatever of the Internationally famous DAX books, reports, info-data programs, systems or whatever that would best help you accomplish your personal $$ goals.
I’m going to give you a partial list of the currently most-popular DAX Wealth-Builders on our roster - as well as the everyday prices, BUT . . .
. . . as I said earlier, we have always stepped up to help folks during ALL of the economic crises of the past (nearly) 50 years so, listen up:
When you select any of the titles listed - whether it’s just one or several - know this: After you add up the total cost of the item(s) that you want and feel will be the most help to you - go ahead and SLASH that total cost by a full 70%!
Yes, I said SEVENTY PERCENT! A quick example - so you’ll know this is FOR REAL: Say that your items total $100.00 - you deduct $70.00 and pay just $30.00 PLUS a $7.00 s/h. If your initial total cost is $200.00 - slash $140.00 off and pay just $60.00 plus again, $7.00 s/.h.
The two things to note from the above: It does not matter HOW much your ‘’regular cost'’ would be - even if you’re considering buying one of the super-duper DAX Premium Systems which normally cost $10,000.00: You slice away 70% ($7,000.00) and pay just $3,000.00 PLUS (again) ONLY $7.00 s/h.
And again - as we indicated higher up on this page - if the actual monies that you send DAX for whatever you order from the list of stuff below totals at least $100.00 . . . you may ASK for it - and we will send - at no extra cost - a copy of the new DVD ‘’Were You Born So?'’ as performed by ‘’The Elderly Dax!'’
NEXT UP: DAX DEALERS . . . ARE PROSPERING!
BECAUSE of (not in spite of!) the current devastating economic crisis, DAX Dealers are in a position to ‘’clean up'’ BIG TIME by offering desperate, yet eager men and women solid, PROVEN help via time-tested reports, books, cassette tape programs and systems which we’ll list in a moment.
As a certified DAX-DEALER you may market all DAX products and realize profits as high as 80% - the absolute most generous profit plan in the industry!
You may market via traditional methods such as direct mail and mail order, by distributing marketing materials via a variety of no-cost methods DAX Dealers have utilized for decades and of course, via the Internet.
TWO EXCITING OPTIONS
1. The quickest way to get started on your own possible personal fortune is to go to our main website at: http://www.DAXFAX.com
When asked for a qualifying PIN - provide this number: 779153. It’s exactly as if I just handed you five dollars in cash!
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NOTE: There is no charge for a DAX Dealership - EVER: Never has been - never will be! Nor do we market franchises, licenses or engage in similar sneaky methods to grab your $$$! Best of all, perhaps, NEVER is a DAX Dealer required to buy or maintain any inventory - NOR buy so much as a dime’s worth of printing or other supplies from us!
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2. Click on THIS link:
http://www.daxrich.com/store/index.php?productID=138
Order your very own ‘’Be Your Own Boss!'’
YOUR profit per individual sale is as high as $8,000.00 - and NO - that is not a misprint!
We’ve been at this ol’ popstand since 1962 and frankly - we know exactly what we’re doing - how to craft programs that appeal to the masses . . . how to structure a DAX Dealership so that the Dealer (not DAX) gets to keep the famous ‘’Lion’s Share of the profits!'’
If you’re looking for something that may be new to YOU - but by the same token is time-honored and proven by untold numbers of ambitious men and women the world over - give one or both of the two options listed above a serious look-see! You have little to lose - but potentially, a whole lot to gain!
-Dean
P.S. Many brand new millionaires may well emerge from the present miserable money morass - so, here’s that list I promised - of some DAX Wealth-Builders which just may help them (and YOU!) accomplish that goal!
TIME-HONORED, PROVEN HELP BY DEAN F. V. DU VALL, Sr. - AVAILABLE NOW!
FINANCIAL/SELF-ENRICHMENT THEMES
DAX Complete Guide To Direct Mail & Mail Order, $25.00
Du Vall Method For Acquiring Great Self-Publishing Wealth, $25.00
Du Vall On: (Debt) Collections, $25.00
How I’m Creating A Fortune In Real Estate (Using Other People’s Money, Time & Effort), $35.00
How To Average $1,000.00 (Or More) A Week In The Stock Market (Bear Or Bull), $100.00
$100,000 In 90 Days, $18.00
DAX World-Famous Half-Ass Diet! $18.00
DAX Primer For Commodity Speculators, Day-Traders & Other Masochists, $20.00
Living & Loving Life - The DAX-WAY, $18.00
DAX Money-Machine, $18.00
How To Earn $1,000,000 Per Year Satisfying The Needs & Desires Of Others, $29.95
The Best of DAX, $25.00,
Grab YOUR Share Of The Wealth Newslettering Course, $100.00
13 Sure-Fire Roads To Riches, $18.00
DAX Ultimate Millionaire Wealth-Builders, $99.00
Profits From PEZ®, $29.50
That Old DAX Magic, $39.50
Do It Yourself Wealth, $100.00
Internet Riches For Smarties, $42.95
PREMIUM INFO-DATA PROGRAMS (Each is $1,000.00)
DAX-Vegas Wagering System
DAX Triple System For Day-Trading Gold Futures
DAX Formula For Building A REAL Estate
Du Vall Master Mail Order Matrix
DAX Programmed Stock Investment Strategy
The DAX Foolproof System For Creating A Magnificent Millionaire’s Portfolio
How To Luxuriate, Thrill & Profit From The Grand Lifestyle Of An Internationally Famous Writer/Artist
DAX Millionaire Web Wealth (Internet Stock-Trading Made Simple & PROFITABLE!)
SUPER ANNOTATED SUPPLEMENTS (Each is $10,000.00)
(Supplement To) The DAX Formula For Building A REAL Estate
(Supplement To) DAX Triple System For Day-Trading Gold Futures
The Penultimate Progressive Mail Order Program
DAX Superior Cyber Cash Generator
CASSETTE TAPE PROGRAMS
DAX SurTHRIVal® System, $99.50
Du Vall Seminar For Writers, Self-Publishers & Mail Order Entrepreneurs, $195.00
PosMeTude® - A DAX Dynamic For A Healthful, Happy Lifestyle, $14.50
Du Vall Formula For Major LASTING Weight-Loss, $19.95
Personal Success™ Strategies Of Today’s Young Millionaires, $179.50
KNOW THIS:
In our 47+ year history there has NEVER been such a time when our world economy was SO dishevelled as it is now - although, during the disastrous Carter years it came close!
And ‘’back then'’ many DAX Dealers became very wealthy - for then, as NOW - DAX is known the world-over for helping people to (both) survive the monetary miseries - plus, THRIVE because of them!
There is simply no better time than NOW to ‘’seize the day'’ - and get started chasing down the BIG DAX BUX!
Others are doing just that - why not YOU?!
WHAT TO DO NOW?
Simple: Either click on those links I gave you earlier to learn how to become a DAX Dealer and earn profits as high as 80% per sale or, make a list of the titles you’d like to own, tally up the everyday cost, deduct a full 70% from the total and add seven bux for s/h.
If the amount of $$ you are sending DAX is $100.00 and if YOU ASK FOR IT - we’ll also enclose at no extra cost a copy of that brand new DVD performed live by The Elderly Dax: ‘’Were You born So?'’
TO ORDER:
You can send an email to NetOrders@DaxRich.com or a DAX-FAX to 1-269-467-4497 or postal mail to DAX, Box 447, Centreville, MI 49032-0447.
We accept only VISA or MasterCard if emailing or faxing your order. If postal mailing, we also accept a check or money order. A check WILL delay shipment by 21 days. All other methods of payment ensure that each order is processed the same day we receive it - a 47+ year DAX tradition!
NOTE: The special pricing (70% off regular prices) plus the offer of a free DVD by ‘’The Elderly Dax'’ are valid on any and all orders placed no later than Friday, July 31, 2009 - unless stated otherwise.
$ $ $ $ $
ARE YOU BRAND NEW TO DAX?
HAVEN’T A CLUE WHAT ANY OF THE BOOKS, REPORTS SYSTEMS, ETC. ABOVE ARE ALL ABOUT?
Well, I guess there could be a couple people ‘’out there'’ who have never heard of us, but geeze . . . we HAVE been in biz here for 47+ years - where have YOU been?!
Regardless, if you do not have any of our catalogs, brochures or other PRINTED, hard-copy stuff - maybe you should do the following before making any decisions on ordering any of the above items listed:
Send us $25.00 (VISA/MasterCard/Check/Money Order, IF by postal mail) to DAX-Lit, Box 447, Centreville, MI 49032-0447 or . . .
. . . you can email that request to Netorders@DaxRich.com - OR you could DAX-FAX it to: 1-269-467-4497 - in either case, we can accept ONLY the VISA or MasterCard data.
Immediately upon receiving your request & $25.00 remittance we will dash off to you a HUGE batch of stuff - catalogs, fancy brochures & such - which, when individually purchased would amount to about seventy-five bux - no kidding! DAX stuff is top-drawer - quality produced or as my best friend (who is 97 & a very successful biz man himself) says . . . it’s ‘’High-Dollar!'’ quality!
Do what you want, do what you will - just don’t let poverty make you TOO darn ill!
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ALWAYS LEAVE ‘EM LAUGHING!
A dog gets loose, goes on a rampage and ends up at a nearby butcher shop where he makes off with a huge roast. The butcher knows the dog’s owner, a local attorney so, he goes to the man’s office and says, ‘’If a dog runs into my store and steals a piece of meat, do I have the right to demand payment for the meat’s value from the dog’s owner?'’
The lawyer responds: ‘’Absolutely!'’
Only then does the butcher reveal that the errant pooch belongs to the lawyer.
‘’Oh, I’m so sorry!'’ says, the lawyer. He immediately takes out his checkbook, asks the butcher how much the roast was worth, and writes a check for that amount - $8.50.
Then, just as the butcher starts to leave his office, the shyster also hands the man a bill: ‘’For Consultation re: Canine Infraction'’ - in the amount of $50.00.
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NOW - get thee over to http://www.DaxRich.com/dax-yax-4-today for some MORE laffs!
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